Wednesday, January 20, 2010

I'm With Mousav-o

I thought I had this issue pegged in a previous post, but Stuff White People Like nailed it harder on the head than I could have ever dreamed.

Stuff White People Like #131 - Conan O'Brien

I guess this article, besides being a hell of a lot funnier, really nails the issue down on the Iran election controversy, as my initial article was about eight months too early from the Ahma-tweet-ijad issue. While obviously turning Facebook/Twitter/clothing green to show solidarity with Iran, the "movement" could have just as easily been mistaken for a delayed St. Patrick's Day reaction. While there were small patches of protest in Iranian communities in North America and Europe, they reached nowhere near the capacity of those who showed passive support online, as the majority was evidently at home, according to the article, watching Conan O'Brien.

And while the Coco campaign obviously pales in comparison (no pun intended) to the situation that still today is a major issue in Iran, we see the same thing again. While there are small patches of rallies in some American cities, evidently slapping a black-and-white of Conan into your display picture in some way, through the myriad of internet servers and cable that run across America, tell Jeff Zucker in NBC to go fuck himself. Letters (even emails!) or phone calls be damned - let Facebook lead the way!

So once again, to my generation (whatever it is we've decided to call ourselves), kudos to you on continuing to passively protest in this way! What better way to show the man we care by showing we obviously don't care enough to get out of the house! Stand up against oppression/government/NBC? First let's try sitting up!

And for the record, I personally thought Conan was WAY better without Andy Richter, Stuff White People Like. I'd take Joel Godard and his army of Japanese male prostitutes over "Andy'll Try It" any day of the week.

Wednesday, January 6, 2010

season's greetings from Mahmoud Ah-"mama-said-knock-you-out"-ijad!

We all know just how hard most of the Muslim political world works to try and ignore Israel as a nation like a giant white kosher elephant. Most Middle Eastern nations refuse to acknowledge Israeli-stamped passports, recognize Israel even within the confines of the U.N., or do not allow a foreign embassy in the Holy Land.

But when Iran panicked for accidentally sending the Israeli soccer federation a Happy New Year email (which they meant to send to every global soccer body except Israel), it seemed to be pushing the envelope.

But the Football Federation of Iran pushed well further, so much so that federation spokesman (and the fateful emailer) Mohammad Mansour Azimzadeh Ardebili actually resigned from his post, from such shame he apparently brought on to his nation.

Such a crime this mistaken email was in Iran, that it cost a man his job. There is even the possibility he could face criminal charges, for something along the lines of promoting official business to a "non-existent" country or something like that. All the while, while still sending out season's greetings to the other 207 FIFA members, which still include us no-good allies in Canada, the United States, Great Britain, and so on...even those no-good Holocaust-admitting Germans are on the list!

But, the joke's on you Iran: the Jewish new year isn't even until September! And I'll bet you even wished them a happy 2010, didn't you?!?