the happiest ending of all

As someone who works in marketing, and not to sound too pompous, but would consider himself more ad-savvy than the average consumer in terms of getting sucked into promotional campaigns, I must admit, I found myself with my credit card in my hand to purchase a Handjob...and I didn't even have to buy her dinner first!

Obviously not what it looks like, but this is in fact the hottest as-seen-on-TV product this side of the Slap Chop dude...and not even he could have beaten one out of that lady-friend of his he got charged for.

The product is obviously ridiculous, but the plan is to have viral push the product...and obviously it is working like a charm. You can be sure loved ones across the world will be waking up to Handjobs early on Christmas morning, so they can give and receive convenient handjobs time and time again.

And as for my purchase...I held off in the meantime, only really out of fear what the labelling looks like. I may already be on the Canada Border Services blacklist as it is, but this would certainly push me over the top, no?